22 1/2 reasons David Gandy has ruined us for all other men

Feeling the love from my favorite muse, David Gandy. I am supposed to be writing but got distracted in my David Gandy file folder.

Wanna comment? Tell the world why David has ruined you for all other men and one lucky winner will received a PRINT copy of Best Served Cold, a romantic suspense story with my own man of the world.

1)     David doesn't drive a beat-up pickup truck.

2)     David smells good. All. The. Time.

3)     You never have to buy David a tie for Christmas.

4)     No one will ever say, "And you let David out of the house looking like that?"

5)     David doesn't chew sunflower seeds.

6)     David can actually wear a Speedo.

7)     David calls back.

8)     David doesn't watch porn. He is porn.

9)     David is never late.

10) David understands the importance of a woman's shoes.

11) David doesn't wear white socks.

12) David has never peed on the side of a road.

13) When you want to watch Mad Men, David will be there with you.

14) David knows the location of Botswana.

15) Having lunch with David? He turns off his cell phone.

16) David looks good in plaid. Or nothing.

17) David knows people. (Rubes, this is Number Ten, Downing Street)

18) David doesn't get marinara sauce on his whites.

19) David doesn’t shove hankies in his back pocket.

20) David is a dog's best friend.

21) David can wear leather pants.

 22) David can changes tires. All right a half a point since your man can too.

23) David loves art.

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Gil Elvgren's Pin Up Girls

Okay, this might seem like a strange blogpost but I just have to share. I bought a picture book of Gil Elvgren's pin up girls and I am just fascinated by it.

The drawings are flawlessly sexy, a little naughty and a lot fun. And I love that they are smiling.

They look how I think women should feel about their sensualty. They look like they enjoy being a sexual creature. Granted, I would be smiling more if I had breasts like those and a tiny waist to go with it but I think you can see what I mean. Take a look and tell me what you think.

Don't forget, the Wicked Lord Release day contest is going on and any post to this blog or a follow for this blog automatically enters you.  Check yesterday's blog for details.

Wicked Lord Release Contest

I haven't done a contest for awhile so here goes! I was originally going to call this contest a "Fortnight of Narcissism," but I thought that was too narcissistic.

Between September 1st (the paperback release of Wicked Desires) and September 14th (the ebook release of Wicked Lord,) you may enter the contest by: 1) commenting on a blog post 2) following this blog or 3) friending me on twitter (elloydwriting.)  Be sure to leave your contact information, preferably an email address.

And what's in it for YOU?

Don't forget, you need to be 18 to enter!

First prize: an ebook of Wicked Lord, the first season DVD of Hawaii Five-O (quick some one tell me why I choose that series,) and a paperback edition of one of my favorite historical novels by Loretta Chase, Lord of Scoundrels along with a $25 Lord and Taylor gift card. Okay, have you figured out the LORD connection to Hawaii Five-O. I know it was a stretch.

Second prize: an ebook of Wicked Lord, a paperback of Wicked Desires and a paperback of another favorite novel, My Lord and Spymaster by Joanna Bourne.

Third Prize: an ebook of Wicked Lord and some author swag.

Prizes will not go out until the end of September (due to the DVD release date of Five-O.) Tell all your friends so they can share in my narcissism!