This blog started as a composition of humorous and truthful quotes on romance, love and sex. Until I ran across some Mae West funnies. I think she was a romance writer at heart.
Marriage ain't a word, it's a sentence. (Scarlet Pimpernel) Okay, I left this one in because I like it so much.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Isn't she witty? There are so many clever women out there. Cher also has some good one-liners. Who else?